Ok, qi is sleeping on my bed right now making the oddest noises. I suspect its because she has a sore throat. It sounds abit like the noise sheila makes when she shits or when you drag a wooden table across the room and it creaks the soul out of you. So my week was another week that went by, with those good times that practically makes up about three quarters of my existence. We gawked at Lykke Li and caught some national geographic. Before that dinner was had and i was trying to play a prank on sheila but thanks to sham no one wants to know how that went.

I visited True Yoga with Sheila on saturday and boy did it smell worse than my Darryl's room! I really didnt think that it was even remotely possible but hey true yoga sure proved me wrong. It was repulsive, it was stuffy and they made it better by sending us a completelys annoyings consultants whos totallys speaks likes thats and whine about how he is being bullied as a newbie because his colleagues wanted him to handle the super strenuous activity of filling up the fields in our forms by his lonesome fat self. "They so bad, they bully me cos i newbie. Last time at blahblahblah i was an OB, lor"

I was going to close an eye, you know be nice and not say mean things about people as if im superior because afterall he was merely trying to do his job but it became kinda tough after he went on and on about how much baby fats we had and acted like a total arrogant know-it-all WOOHOO I AM A TRAINER SO I AM HUGE FUCK, AM I RIGHTS TO SAYS?

"You sign up today i can do somethings good for you."
He then uses ball point pens to cover the part of the brochure that said "membership fees of $500."
"This one no- (pens roll all over the place)"
He puts the pens back, "Don't look at-"
Pens roll all over again. He attempts to pick it up.
"Just dont see this..." Pens roll.
He struggles to keep it in place.

OKAY OKAY WE WONT LOOK AT IT. We literally had to scream at him to tell him that we were not interested in buying the membership and were only there because sheila received a call for a two weeks trial! GEEZ He finally gave up HALLELUJAH. And sorry i didn't tell you this sheila but as he spoke i could see showers of saliva flying towards your face.

Four paragraphs on him and this is me giving him a break.



Oh by the way, im having my first baby.

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